George Lopez Quotes

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George Lopez Quotes

As long as youre a tax deduction, youll always be safe in my house.
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I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.

— George Lopez

The first night was awful because I was so afraid, and I was never more afraid because it was going out of my character to be outgoing and to be vulnerable and to be out there and onstage. My hands were sweaty and I couldn't swallow, and I drank a bottle of wine to calm my nerves.

— George Lopez

When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.

— George Lopez

By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my dream as a kid, and it wasn't easy. I'm on the [Hollywood] Walk of Fame and I'm one of the 25 most influential Hispanics in America, according to Time Magazine. I think my duty is to go back and tell kids, 'Whatever color you are, wherever you come from, anything and everything is possible.' And I'm living proof.

— George Lopez

I used to be ashamed by the way that I grew up. I tried to lie my way through better times, but when you think that honesty and truth is really your best weapon you embrace it and put it behind you. In the end, it drives you and motivates you to do good work. No one should be ashamed about where they come from as long as you desire to be a compassionate and decent person.

— George Lopez

I can never do nothing in this house!

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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

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My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something, about what I was capable of, but I didn't get it. Over time, I've sort of lived the message in that book, and I couldn't have without what golf taught me. So I put it in my bag while I played the Old Course, and on the last hole when I posed on the Swilcan Bridge, I held it up.

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One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

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Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.

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Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

— George Lopez

I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.

— George Lopez

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