Gary Larson Quotes

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Gary Larson Quotes

The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didnt have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldnt be sustained indefinitely. Thats why I pulled the plug on that one after the 02 edition. Kind of a preemptive strike.
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I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

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I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.

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The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.

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The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldn't be sustained indefinitely. That's why I pulled the plug on that one after the '02 edition. Kind of a preemptive strike.

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You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.

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Humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly and extensively than in any comparable period of time in human history, largely to meet rapidly growing demands for food, fresh water, timber, fiber and fuel. This has resulted in a substantial and largely irreversible loss in the diversity of life on Earth.

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You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that.

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People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I don't react to current events or other stimuli. I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly.

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I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy next door is supposed to be drawing the cartoon. Here's your shovel.'

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My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other interests, especially in music, and I will probably take the opportunity to delve into those things more deeply.

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Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.

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We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We ...

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It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.

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The fuel light's on, Frank! We're all going to die! Wait, wait ... Oh, my mistake - that's the intercom light.

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Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!

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Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly ...

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Of course, living in an all-glass house has its disadvantages ... but you should see the birds smack it.

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