Evan Esar Quotes

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Evan Esar Quotes

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

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Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.

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A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

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After wisdom comes wit.

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Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

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A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer.

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Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.

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Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.

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It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

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In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else.

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