Eric Jerome Dickey Quotes
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“Find em, fool em, fuck em, forget em”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable!”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Wisdom ain't seeing what's in your face, but recognizing what's about to come!”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“It's scary telling someone you care about, someone you love who you really are.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“The only perfect people are dead people, because their the only ones who can't make mistakes!”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Paranoia, the first cousin of a bastard named fear”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“You're just a side dish not the main course!”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“We see what we want to see. We idealize each other with our own fantasies.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Resentment makes anything possible.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
Some people are just so happy to get published to, they sign anything. Next thing you know, they've signed over the rights to their book.
— Eric Jerome Dickey
— Eric Jerome Dickey
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Intelligence is always intimidating to those who aren't!”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Jealously lives with insecurity!”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Hate is a virus, revenge its only cure!”
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“Even the righteous man is just a sinner living in between sins.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
He says, "Your husband fucked my wife."
We look at each other and this time it's different. Now I know him.
"My husband didn't fuck your wife." My voice is soft. Not amorous, but the tone of a bewildered child. "They had a relationship, then came home and fucked us.
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“It is silent, an anagram for listen.
That is what I do. Listen while she remains silent.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
But sometimes living in denial was the only way to keep a man from going on a killing spree.
— Eric Jerome Dickey
Not keeping a promise is the same as lying!
— Eric Jerome Dickey
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Desire is a beast that must be fed!”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
Marriage is hard work, and you have to show up in hard hat and boots every day of every year.
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Falling in love is like falling off a building-it doesn't hurt till the end.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“What I Wish, this I do not practice, but what I hate is what I do.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“But that's not the way love goes. You show the good, disguise the bad.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“If I was going to date anybody, I had to see how they were living first.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
Sleeping with strangers will have you walking with enemies.
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Love ain't never been a rational beast.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“One is not born a woman, one becomes one.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
— Eric Jerome Dickey
A man knows if he loves a woman in three months, if not three days, but what he desires in three hours, if that is all he desires, he should never get from you in three hundred years.
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Denial is a defense mechanism, all about self-preservation.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“That's what sex does: it starts relationships and it verifies the end of relationships.”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
Like she said, love wasn't a switch that could be turned off. It was more like a battery, had to run until there was no more energy left.
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Love is for the soul and sex is for the body. Both cry out for satisfaction”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“We're all living contradictions, trying to survive in a world filled with hypocrites”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“Jokes are used to hide the truth!”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
“If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do..”
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“We shed the skins of who we used to be!”
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“Best way to deal with fear is to face the nightmare!”
— Eric Jerome Dickey
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