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Its these darn barbecues. Its so hard to stand and hold on to a plate full of food, a drink and your dignity at the same time
— Emma Goldrick —

Observe," she said. "You put the diaper under here, and around there, and you-if you had one-pin the whole thing ogether. Now you try it."
"Not me," he objected. "How about a paper clip? Or a paper staple?"
"I don't see what's bothering you," Meg said. "She's only a little girl."
"I did notice."
"And, if you follow scripture, was created after Adam."
"And-what's your point?"
"Being the second model, women turned out considerably better than men. God, when She did this second work, you'll note, got all the plumbing inside.

— Emma Goldrick

She was busy trying to stab me to death
with her umbrella and I was busy trying to dodge." He made a little face. "She was better at her stabbing than I was about dodging.

— Emma Goldrick

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