Drew Carey Quotes

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Drew Carey Quotes

I dont have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

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Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?

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My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

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Reality shows always look for the worst people.

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There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

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There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

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The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

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I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

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As far as exercising goes ... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

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Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

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