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Don Rickles Quotes

Ive never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.
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An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth.

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Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

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I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

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I still have drive, but everything is relative.

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I was a mother's boy.

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I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

— Don Rickles

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

— Don Rickles

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