David Thorne Quotes

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David Thorne Quotes

I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.
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I do not own any camping gear, but this is not a problem, as I have watched every season of Survivor.

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Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense.

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Copywriting basically consists of taking something dreadful, putting it in a box with a shiny ribbon, and presenting it to someone. Any disappointment the recipient has upon opening the box is entirely due to their own high expectations and therefore their fault.

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Charity is detrimental unless it helps the recipient become independent of it.

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I was commissioned to write copy for an annual publication produced by Top Tourist Parks of Australia. After a print run of seventy-five thousand and distribution throughout Australia and New Zealand, it was discovered that I had left the letter v out of the word 'dive' and the introduction for a family beach resort activity read, Die with your children. A new world awaits.

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How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to e-mail you the remaining eighty-six photos of my dog dressed as a bear?

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The old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest.

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