David Spade Quotes

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David Spade Quotes

When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
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I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

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I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

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You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.

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My career is just kind of crazy.

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Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

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Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

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My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

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Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.

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I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

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It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

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