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Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. Im pretty cool, and Ive got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Lets put another one of me out there."
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

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If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. I've never taken that as criticism. It's the way I naturally communicate. But I'm not faux-angry, like Lewis Black, or angry like a gun-toting crazy person. I'm just angry in a mild way - it's not like I'm going to do anything about it.

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I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

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I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.' So I'll have kids one day.

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Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

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Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

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I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

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The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

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Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

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High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know ...

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It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.

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