Dave Chappelle Quotes

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Dave Chappelle Quotes

Everyone around me says, Youre a genius! Youre great! Thats your voice! But Im not sure if theyre right.
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I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.

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I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.

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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

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People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

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I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that ... I don't know, it's just like magic.

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My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

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When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

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I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.

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I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

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Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

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Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

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Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

— Dave Chappelle

Weed's not as bad as everything else ... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp ... but you'll function.

— Dave Chappelle

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