Dana Gould Quotes

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Dana Gould Quotes

Im no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.
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I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children.

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I don't want to say my mom is late on trends, but this morning she said, Have a shagadelic day, sweetheart.

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Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in.

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It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us?

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Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

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