Dan Castellaneta Quotes

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Dan Castellaneta Quotes

Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

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It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across to the animator because the animator is inspired by the voicetrack in terms of how to animate the character.

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Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

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Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

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I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.

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I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.

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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

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If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

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It is better to watch things then to do them.

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The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.

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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.

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Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!

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There is no strong beer, just weak men

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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

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