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Craig Lancaster Quotes

Im going home, but theres nothing for me there. I am adrift. I hate that word.
— Craig Lancaster —

I tried eHarmony, because I liked the white hair and glasses of that guy on the commercials, and his manner was gentle, but eHarmony told me that the system and it's twenty nine levels of compatibility couldn't find anyone for me.
That hurt my feelings.

— Craig Lancaster

I'm adrift. That's the feeling I've had since setting out today-and, really, for much of this shitburger of a year-and I've finally found the word to describe that feeling.

— Craig Lancaster

When we say nasty things about other people, we're really criticizing something in them that we don't like in ourselves.

— Craig Lancaster

Hugo and I sat together in the chapel and didn't say a word to each other. We'd already said them all, in better times and in better places.

— Craig Lancaster

Did you know that there are NFL team colors available in paint? I am intrigued by this. I like the Dallas Cowboys, but I don't think that I would want their colors on the garage.

— Craig Lancaster

I am nervous about this game. The Cowboys' best player, quarterback Tony Romo, is not going to play because he has a broken finger. The Cowboys ought to be able to win without Tony Romo because the St. Louis Rams are terrible, but I am still nervous.

— Craig Lancaster

Viewed in abstractions, love is the same thing for everybody. It thrills the same way, and devastates with bloodless efficiency.

— Craig Lancaster

The only way to bury the past is to build tomorrow on top of it.

— Craig Lancaster

Love is bullshit and weird and stupid, but shit, man, if you have love, everybody should leave you alone and let you keep it for as long as you can.

— Craig Lancaster

Serving the reader by working cooperatively with the writer? Sometimes throwing 'the rules' out the window? Clearing the decks of pet peeves, mythical prohibitions and intractability? That is subversive. And welcome.

— Craig Lancaster

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