Craig Benzine Quotes

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Craig Benzine Quotes

Options are good. Keeps people choosing.
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Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

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Are imperfections is which make we grate.

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Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

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This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?

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Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time.

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Sure relationships can be fun at first, but then you get to know each others quirks, and those quirks become quarks, and those quarks combine and become hadrons and scientists love to combine hadrons in giant hadron colliders and they create black holes!

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Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

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Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

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It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

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Don't put clothes on food. It's supposed to be naked.

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The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

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I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

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Theres nothing to fear but
fears themselves, such as monsters,
rejection, food poisoning, redundancy,
monsters, and oxford commas.

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It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

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Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.

— Craig Benzine

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