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Christine Zolendz Quotes

A decent guy doesnt just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect.  They need to be created by a woman.  Theyre like a dumb blank lump of clay and you have to mold them into what you want them to be, while erasing everything their mothers ever taught them and all the horrible internet porn theyve watched growing up.
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I want you to tell me why you have a pair of broken angel wings on your shoulder. I want you to tell me why you cut your wrists and I want to know why and how you play and sing the way you do, but most of all I want you to tell me what I need to do to be a good enough man for you.

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... if you're going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you're really just an ass.

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Please, save your breath, because you might need it to blow up your date later.

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I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there

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Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did your mother just throw you against a wall ?

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Because how you look doesn't change what's in your soul.

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The first kiss, the first time my lips were on yours ... the hell ... I wouldn't take one moment of it back ...

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In another life, Shane, if I was anybody but me, I would have loved to be loved by you.

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You have had my heart with you for thousands of years, and I have been so empty until now.

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Your evil cannot darken this tale, it was written from the heavens.

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It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,

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This, right here with you is the closest that I'll ever come to heaven That's all right by me, because you are my heaven, Grae.

— Christine Zolendz

A decent guy doesn't just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect.  They need to be created by a woman.  They're like a dumb blank lump of clay and you have to mold them into what you want them to be, while erasing everything their mothers ever taught them and all the horrible internet porn they've watched growing up.

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Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me?

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You, Grace, you're my heaven.

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You shoot like a girl, she laughed smoothly, then lifted her gun and shot me right between the eyes. There was nothing left to do but tackle her. So I did.

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This is your life, Lea. Mine was over centuries ago, but you have the future, things to hope for and look forward to. I'm just here for one thing. I don't want anything to happen to you or Conner, even Shane or Tucker, because you're all trying to save me.

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The bloody cockfucking wanker therapist wants me to write my bloody thoughts about all the tragedy in my bloody life.  It'll be therapeutic, he says.  It'll be closure, he cheers.  I'd bloody well like to push him over the ledge of his window, I think back.  Hang my head over the sill and tinkle my bloody fingers in a wave.  Watch him flail his arms about trying to bloody fly as he plummets, then splashes across the sidewalk.

— Christine Zolendz

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