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Christian Finnegan Quotes

I joined a gym recently. I dont have the best history in the world of sticking with my fitness regimens, but I feel like this times gonna be different. I figure one of two things is gonna happen: either Ill get into shape, or Ill just resign myself to paying an $85 a month fat tax.
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America may be entering it's Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

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I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

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Do me a favor, guys. Don't drink so much that you become the guy that goes into the bathroom and moans while taking a leak. See, the women in the room, they might not know what we're talking about; every dude knows.

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If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

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If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

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Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

— Christian Finnegan

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.

— Christian Finnegan

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

— Christian Finnegan

Basically, I got into stand-up because I'm too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer.

— Christian Finnegan

I joined a gym recently. I don't have the best history in the world of sticking with my fitness regimens, but I feel like this time's gonna be different. I figure one of two things is gonna happen: either I'll get into shape, or I'll just resign myself to paying an $85 a month fat tax.

— Christian Finnegan

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