Chic Murray Quotes

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Chic Murray Quotes

My sister wanted a cat for a pet ... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
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We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.

— Chic Murray

My sister wanted a cat for a pet ... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

— Chic Murray

I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.

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Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.

— Chic Murray

A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.

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My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.

— Chic Murray

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