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By the end of a short walk, the septic tip of a cane probably collects enough germs to destroy a small city.
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Nothing human surprises me.

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My work is one long triumph over my limitations.

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Thinking, when you first try it, is very difficult.

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Smoking comforts ordinary men, but I'm not an ordinary man. There aren't many like me left. And it's a good thing for the world that there isn't. There'll always be a few of us in America in every generation. Because only a great country like America can produce men like me. I'm not a thinker, I'm a doer.

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It is a funny thing. A man can make a promise to his God, break it five minutes later and never think about it. With an idle shrug of his shoulders, a man can break solemn promises to his mother, wife or sweetheart, and, except for a slight momentary twinge of conscience, he still won't be bothered very much. But if a man ever breaks a promise to himself he disintegrates. His entire personality and character crumble into tiny pieces, and he is never the same man again.
I remember very well a sergeant I knew in the army. Before a group of five men he swore off smoking forever. An hour later he sheepishly lit a cigarette and broke his vow to the five of us and to himself. He was never quite the same man again, not to me, and not to himself.

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Outside of taking care of a man's needs, women don't get much pleasure out of life, anyways.

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It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.

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A man should always observe fanaticism when he gets the chance.

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By the end of a short walk, the septic tip of a cane probably collects enough germs to destroy a small city.

— Charles Willeford

He was an oddity of some magnitude.

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