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Carrot Top Quotes

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?
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I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

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I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

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I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

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I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

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Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

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I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

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I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

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There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

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When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.

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