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Carol Leifer Quotes

My kind of gay, meeting a woman and falling in love, is a different experience because it wasnt anything about Oh, Ive always been gay and Im breaking the chains.
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

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My father was a huge influence on me.

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I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

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My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.

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All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

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I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

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I've seen too many comics who got their own shows and were undone because they worked for an executive producer who didn't understand their comedy or their sensibility.

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Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!

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Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was humane 100 years ago is not humane anymore. The ways animals suffer, I just couldn't be a part of it anymore.

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I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.

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I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.

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Time flies, though, huh? But I feel young. And do you know how I stay feeling young, ladies and gentlemen? I'll share my secret with you: I live in a senior citizen retirement community.

— Carol Leifer

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