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C.D. Payne Quotes

As much as I think about sex, I can only with extreme difficulty conceive of myself actually performing the act. And heres another thing I wonder about. How could you ever look a girl in the eye after youve had your winkie up her wendell? I mean, doesnt that render normal social conversation impossible? Apparently not.
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Now I know why women get their ears pierced. Once they've survived this ordeal of mutilation, they can face the discomforts of childbirth with equanimity.

— C.D. Payne

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