Buddy Hackett Quotes

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Buddy Hackett Quotes

The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it
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Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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You look up at drama, down at comedy. A singer, looking up is okay. A comic, it's death.

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I was born to be funny.

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Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.

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My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

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If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.

— Buddy Hackett

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