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Bryan Callen Quotes

If youre the Rolling Stones, you can sing Start Me Up for 35 years, and people still cheer.
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Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

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Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

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Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.

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Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

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Being in quite a few movies ... there's always things that are changing about a film.

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If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

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You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.

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