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Ive always been really good at staying busy. Even while Im working, Im looking at what the next thing is.
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A lot of the traditional sitcom stuff I did - I think I could have gone that route when I was younger as a staff writer, and I just didn't want to.

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I have tried to be more relatable, but I won't be relatable to everybody.

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I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music.

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I tried playing the drums, and I could play 'Boys Don't Cry' by The Cure.

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I'm not that smart, and I don't read things.

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I've always been really good at staying busy. Even while I'm working, I'm looking at what the next thing is.

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I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen program, 'Anger Management.'

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Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.

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My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.

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There's a roller derby girl that goes by that name, 'Nerd Rage,' and she named herself after my album.

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I definitely talk about my love of metal to audiences, and I sort of realized it was always natural and never, 'Well, I'm going to be the heavy-metal comedian.'

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I don't exactly fit well in leather pants, so I don't rock that look. I lost my hair a long time ago, so no hair-metal look, either. I had hair down to my belly button at one point, but I think that was the '90s.

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Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge.

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When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter ... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know ... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely.

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My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch of lying geeks. They're always like, 'Brian, you're really gonna dig this girl. She's got Traci Lords' eyes, Michelle Pfeiffer's nose, Kim Basinger's lips.' Yeah, they always forget to tell me she's also got Charlie Brown's head.

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I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.

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