Brian P. Cleary Quotes

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Brian P. Cleary Quotes

You want a story? Read Gone With the Wind. These arent stories. Theyre joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death.
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When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.

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If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she'll still display it on her desk at work.

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If you treat what you value most in life more like a garden and less like a vending machine, you'll probably be happier. (from You Oughta Know By Now)

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There's no such thing as free kittens.

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Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.

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I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.

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Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

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These are books that want to be read out loud. These are books kids share with each other, and I think that's important.

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