Brad Barkley Quotes

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Brad Barkley Quotes

All of it seems like noise and false light, and all I want for tonight is quiet, the black and gray of a summer night, and a girl in a pink dress, beside me forever.
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Cal: "I'm really sorry, Professor, but how do you explain these ? Swiss Cake Rolls. That doesn't rhyme; it's not cute; it's not childlike. And this is one of our most-respected snack foods, is it not? How is that, Professor? Hmmm?"
Eliot: "Well, isn't it obvious? We trust the Swiss for their ability to engineer things, to build with precision."
Cal: "We do?"
Eliot: "Do I even have to mention Swiss watches? Swiss Army knives? Swiss cheese? If anyone can build a non-threatening, non-lethal snack cake, it's the Swiss. They're neutral, we can trust them not to attack us with trans-fatty acids and sugar. I think you would feel differently if they were German Cake Rolls. North Korean Cake Rolls. I bet you wouldn't eat them."
Cal: "I bet I would.

— Brad Barkley

She looked like she believed in something, or wanted to, and I hoped to hell it wasn't God, not in the way The Dad believes, because all that does is make him forced and desperate. No, it was something else, not just that I saw a pretty girl and just got all excited. I mean, yeah, that part is true, and she really was gorgeous, and the freckles covering her, the freckles on top of freckles all spread out and folding into one another made her skin look like it had grain and texture, like polished wood, like it would feel smooth to the touch, and so soft. I knew that. But it wasn't how she looked.

— Brad Barkley

Ella, if it's magic, then nothing is supposed to happen.

— Brad Barkley

What Would Jesus Eat?

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I wasn't at all surprised when Cinderella gave me the finger.

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And maybe that's it- if your family is broken and ruined, go find another one, or better yet, go make another one.

— Brad Barkley

Don't tell anyone this, but I have never been to Disneyworld. I don't know if I ever will, but I would like to.

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I drove an orange Camaro and dated a cheerleader. Life was good.

— Brad Barkley

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