Bob Monkhouse Quotes

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Bob Monkhouse Quotes

I got my start in silent radio.
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Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.

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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

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A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

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I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

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I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!

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My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'

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I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.

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When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?

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With my wife it was sex, sex, sex ... Yes, three times in 35 years.

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I'll never stop working. I want to die in the saddle. A day is wasted for me if I haven't done something even mildly creative.

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I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now

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You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

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