Bob Hope Quotes

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Bob Hope Quotes

Failure is the only thing Ive ever been a success at.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

— Bob Hope

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

— Bob Hope

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

— Bob Hope

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

— Bob Hope

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

— Bob Hope

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

— Bob Hope

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

— Bob Hope

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

— Bob Hope

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

— Bob Hope

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

— Bob Hope

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.

— Bob Hope

Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.

— Bob Hope

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