Bill Hicks Quotes

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Bill Hicks Quotes

I want my rockstars dead.
— Bill Hicks —

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather.

— Bill Hicks

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit ... unnatural?

— Bill Hicks

It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just hilarious.

— Bill Hicks

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

— Bill Hicks

I hate patriotism ... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

— Bill Hicks

It's just a ride.

— Bill Hicks

Not all drugs are good.. some of them are great

— Bill Hicks

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

— Bill Hicks

I want my rockstars dead.

— Bill Hicks

You know what I hate about working? Bosses ... The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well ... I think you see the conflict.

— Bill Hicks

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous
as long as you're honest.

— Bill Hicks

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

— Bill Hicks

Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.

— Bill Hicks

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

— Bill Hicks

We really are All One ... this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

— Bill Hicks

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

— Bill Hicks

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes
are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

— Bill Hicks

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing ... Those unwanted babies ... ? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

— Bill Hicks

How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ... Seventy percent. What the f-k? Where did
they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?

— Bill Hicks

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't ... Paula Abdul doesn't ... there does seem to be a pattern.

— Bill Hicks

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