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Bauvard Quotes

If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors.
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So many things happen that we can't control, its best not to worry about what we can. Believing you can change the world has a terrible effect on one's ego.

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Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.

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Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don't bother introducing yourself.

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Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.

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One never owns a book. It sits on your shelf in a fine edition like a piece of furniture, and you are its admiring ward until it flies off from you in a time of financial hardship. If it is a tattered paperback, she is your casual mistress you use a few times. If you have read it a hundred times then it is your wife, and a source of infinite mystery.

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Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent's past, there's leftover booze and contraceptives.

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Sending love letters to first-graders will teach them lessons in cursive. But writing back will test their commitment.

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Performance enhancements are most impressive when used by that sedentary athlete, the videogamer. After he turns to hitchhiking in disgrace, his giant thumbs can take him anywhere.

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Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with.

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Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits.

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It's best to only exercise when the air conditioning is working properly outside. A strong wind ensures one doesn't sweat very much.

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I happen to find ceilings much lovelier than the night sky myself. Sometimes I just stare at them for hours and wonder what could be up there.

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A hobby is labor disguising itself as leisure. It is extremely destructive to the boundaries of private life.

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When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.

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