Barney Stinson Quotes

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Barney Stinson Quotes

Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection."
Corollary: "If there happens to be a hot chick driving the car next to the Bro, the Bro shall put his sunglasses down to get a better look. If hes not wearing his sunglasses, he will first put them on, then pull down to get a better look.
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

— Barney Stinson

Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection."
Corollary: "If there happens to be a hot chick driving the car next to the Bro, the Bro shall put his sunglasses down to get a better look. If he's not wearing his sunglasses, he will first put them on, then pull down to get a better look.

— Barney Stinson

Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.

— Barney Stinson

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