Andy Rooney Quotes
Enjoy the top 236 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Andy Rooney.

“We can all be prouder to be human beings, because thats what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.”
— Andy Rooney —
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.
— Andy Rooney
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
— Andy Rooney
“Elephants and grandchildren never forget.”
— Andy Rooney
“Death is a distant rumor to the young.”
— Andy Rooney
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.
— Andy Rooney
— Andy Rooney
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
— Andy Rooney
My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea.
— Andy Rooney
“It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.”
— Andy Rooney
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
— Andy Rooney
“The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.”
— Andy Rooney
Numbers are the most certain things we have.
— Andy Rooney
“Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.”
— Andy Rooney
A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.
— Andy Rooney
People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press the button repeatedly as though it would help.
— Andy Rooney
“There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.”
— Andy Rooney
— Andy Rooney
Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.
— Andy Rooney
It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.
— Andy Rooney
— Andy Rooney
“Great teachers are usually a little crazy.”
— Andy Rooney
“Walking is good for the soul.”
— Andy Rooney
Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.
— Andy Rooney
“In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.”
— Andy Rooney
“Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.”
— Andy Rooney
— Andy Rooney
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