Andy Rooney Quotes

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Andy Rooney Quotes

We can all be prouder to be human beings, because thats what they were. They make up for a lot of liars, cheats, and terrorists among us.
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We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

— Andy Rooney

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.

— Andy Rooney

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.

— Andy Rooney

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

— Andy Rooney

My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea.

— Andy Rooney

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

— Andy Rooney

Numbers are the most certain things we have.

— Andy Rooney

A cat's idea of a 'good time' is to kill something.

— Andy Rooney

People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press the button repeatedly as though it would help.

— Andy Rooney

Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.

— Andy Rooney

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

— Andy Rooney

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

— Andy Rooney

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