Andrew Shaffer Quotes

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Andrew Shaffer Quotes

NOTE: In the rare situation a megatsunami washes a T. rex into your path, you wont be carrying a weapon large enough to hurt it. If its intent on eating you, it will eat you. However, you will be killed by the coolest dinosaur ever. Most people go their whole lives without ever seeing a T. rex in person. Do you know how lucky you are?
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As I brush my long, brown hair, the girl in the mirror with blue eyes too big for her head stares back at me. Wait ... I don't have blue eyes! Then I realize I haven't been looking into the mirror. I've been staring at a poster of Kristen Stewart for five minutes. My own hair is actually fine.

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Who is this man I'm supposed to interview, this man whose last name is the same as the color of my sweatpants? Is that a sign?

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I shake his hand, and feel the jolt of electricity again from him. He laughs and raises his hand to show me the joy-buzzer in his palm.

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She hands me a security badge that says VIRGIN.

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The receptionist laughs. Relax. It just means you're a first-time visitor here at Gray Holdings.

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The building is a ginormous 175-story office building that juts into the sky like a glass and steel erection.

— Andrew Shaffer

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