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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
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Alphonse Allais Quotes: Statistics have shown that mortality
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.

— Alphonse Allais

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

— Alphonse Allais

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