Alphonse Allais Quotes

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“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”
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“Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.”

— Alphonse Allais

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”

— Alphonse Allais

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