Albert Brooks Quotes

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Albert Brooks Quotes

I cant not put humor in a book.
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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

— Albert Brooks

I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.

— Albert Brooks

Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly - it's the least offensive word in our language.

— Albert Brooks

My mom was a professional. My dad and mom met each other in a movie called 'New Faces of 1937.' My mom went under the name Thelma Leeds, and she did a few movies, and she was really a great singer, and when she married my dad and started to have a family, she sang at parties.

— Albert Brooks

I'm a strong fellow.

— Albert Brooks

I can't not put humor in a book.

— Albert Brooks

I never wanted to be a director.

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Movies are an expensive business.

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Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

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What naturally stops you making the film is there is no more money in the budget. That's really what it is. If you had an unlimited budget, if you were a billionaire and you financed your own movies, then you can either date, because you can sit in an editing room for six years, like Howard Hughes, and never finish anything.

— Albert Brooks

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

— Albert Brooks

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