Alan Bennett Quotes

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Alan Bennett Quotes

Archbishop. Why do I never read the lesson?"
"I beg your pardon, maam?"
"In church. Everybody else gets to read and one never does. Its not laid down, is it? Its not off-limits?"
"Not that Im aware, maam."
"Good. Well in that case Im going to start. Leviticus, here I come. Goodnight."
The archbishop shook his head and went back to Strictly Come Dancing.
— Alan Bennett —

We were all miners in our family. My father was a miner. My mother is a miner. These are miner's hands, but we were all artists, I suppose, really. But I was the first one who had the urge to express myself on paper rather than at the coalface.

— Alan Bennett

Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.

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The transmission of knowledge is in itself an erotic act.

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I've been very lucky in everything, really - in my career and in finding someone to share my life with, and in not dying.

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I've never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin. The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.

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The thing I think about is that once you've done it, you then start to think about what you're going to do next. It's much easier to follow something that's not been as successful as this.

— Alan Bennett

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