Adam Sandler Quotes

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Adam Sandler Quotes

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesnt want them to lose friends. He is his familys hero.
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I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

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Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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I can handle pain.

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We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

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When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

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The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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Having a kid is great ... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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