April Fools Day Quotes
April 1, 2008 – 1:29 amFool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Ancient Chinese Proverb
Even the gods love jokes. Plato
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. Mark Twain
One Response to “April Fools Day Quotes”
Hello there, Happy April Fool’s Day!!
Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see?”
“Well, I see thousands of stars.”
“And what does that mean to you?”
“Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?”
“To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.”
Happy April Fool’s Day!
By Martha on Apr 2, 2010