Archive for September, 2008

Back to School Quotes

Monday, September 1st, 2008

Here are some of my fav back-to-school quotes:

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.  - Mark Twain

I left school at 17 and was a star by the time I was 18 - in certain parts of the world anyway.  - George Michael

In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.  - David Spade

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.  - H. L. Mencken

Love this Bill Gates Quote

Monday, September 1st, 2008

Everytime I pay crazy gas prices I think of this quote…

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.