Favorite Seinfeld Quotes

March 1, 2008 – 2:36 pm

Here are a few of my favourite Jerry Seinfeld Quotes:

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“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.”

“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. ”

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”

“People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.”

  1. 2 Responses to “Favorite Seinfeld Quotes”

  2. My favourite saying, though not by Seinfels, is :

    Esta metiendo aza al ouevo………. He is putting handles on an egg. It is old Spanish, probably Sephardic, the language spoken by the descendants of the Jews who were expelled from Spain in 1492.

    Also Spanish: más sabe el diablo por viejo que por diablo. …….. It is hard to translate : the devil knows a lot because he is old, not because he is the devil.

    By cantueso on May 15, 2008

  3. Hey, I’ve always enjoyed Seinfeld’s sarcasm. Keep up the good quote ;) and I’ll make sure I drop by again.
    S.

    By Secret on Jun 2, 2008

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