AIG Bonuses = Humor

March 15, 2009 – 7:51 am

Here is some quick background on this quote, AIG lost 65 Billion dollar in the last quarter and had to be bailed out by the American taxpayers to the tune of 170 Billion dollars.  When asked about the 176 million dollars in bonuses they are paying out, here is the quote:

  “We cannot attract and retain the best and brightest talent to lead and staff the AIG businesses”

Now that is a funny quote!

Quotes from Israel

February 1, 2009 – 2:16 pm

“If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel.” - Benjamin Netanyahu

“We can forgive the Arabs for killing our children. We cannot forgive them for forcing us to kill their children. We will only have peace with the Arabs when they love their children more than they hate us.” - Golda Meir

Quotes for the New Year

January 8, 2009 – 8:08 pm

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. - P. J. O’Rourke

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. - Anais Nin

World Leader Quotes on Obama Victory

November 5, 2008 – 2:10 pm

“Your victory is an inspiration for us. That which appeared impossible has become possible.” - YULIA TYMOSHENKO, UKRAINIAN PRIME MINISTER

“The president-elect has promised changes in policies. There is a capacity for the improvement of ties between America and Iran if Obama pursues his campaign promises, including not confronting other countries as Bush did in Iraq and Afghanistan, and also concentrating on America’s state matters and removing the American people’s concerns.” - AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI - IRAN

“In this case hope has won over prejudice — this is good for the United States and the world as a whole.” - CELSO AMORIM, BRAZILIAN FOREIGN MINISTER

Kids Quotes on Love

October 1, 2008 – 4:33 pm

WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell … That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.”
Mae, age 9

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE

“Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.”
John, age 9

“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.”
Glenn, age 7

Back to School Quotes

September 1, 2008 – 2:36 am

Here are some of my fav back-to-school quotes:

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.  - Mark Twain

I left school at 17 and was a star by the time I was 18 - in certain parts of the world anyway.  - George Michael

In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.  - David Spade

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.  - H. L. Mencken

Love this Bill Gates Quote

September 1, 2008 – 12:12 am

Everytime I pay crazy gas prices I think of this quote…

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.

Kids Take on Famous Quotes

August 7, 2008 – 4:01 pm

Here are the top 5 proverbs as finished by grade one students at a public school in the US

1. Don’t bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.

2. Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader.

3. If you lie down with dogs, you . . . will stink in the morning.

4. Where there is smoke, there is . . . pollution.

5. If at first you don’t succeed . . . get new batteries.

Quotes about outer space

July 21, 2008 – 1:53 am

The final frontier, space:

-Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the drug store, but that’s just peanuts to space.  - Douglas Adams

-It is only in the world of objects that we have time and space and selves. - T. S. Eliot

-The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine. - James Irwin

Oh, oh, Grandma is a racist

June 14, 2008 – 7:04 pm

This picture of a KKK grandma is worth a few thousand word quote.

baking for a racist